It's up to the CAT ....

Someone is getting called for jury duty...but it's no human.

'Anna filed for Sal’s disqualification of service. However, the jury commissioner was unmoved and denied the request. Sal’s service date at Suffolk Superior Court is set for March 23. Anna said that if the issue isn’t cleared up by then, she will simply have to bring the cat to court'

Does this remind anyone of that simpsons episode there is something rotten in denmark ... I have heard on the grapevine that the mafia has a contract on the cats heads and pussy is looking into the witness protection program.

http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/BO133130/

Uno Champion of Rikers Island Infirmary

American rapper Lil Wayne has opened up about his eight-month stint in a New York jail for gun offences, saying it "wasn't difficult as people might think".
The 28-year-old - renowned for his utterances - boasted about his success as a Uno champion but said not having conjugal visits was the hardest part of his experience at Rikers Island in New York City. "Don't remind me, Brother," he told Rolling Stone in an interview.
He said he was so good at Uno that his cellmates refused to invite him to their games.
"They'd be like, 'Oh, we thought you were asleep,'," Wayne said. He would reply: "Like you can't look inside my cell and see that I'm right there! We ain't got no doors!"
"I'd bust a n----'s ass at Uno. We gamble for phone time. I'd take n----'s commissary: Lemme get them cookies, lemme get them chips, get that soup."
But he admitted his time in solitary confinement for being caught with an iPod charger was "the worst" and he would spend it looking out of a window.
"No commissary. Basically you're in there 23 hours a day," he said. "I used to sit at that motherf---er all day."

Still Insane

Its My Birthday. Maybe the one day a year you can get away with being a chronic bludger. I wouldnt say my bludging has been "Chronic" or "the Chron". I have been working but I made a little drawing in between jobs. Now in the nature of said "Chroning" I will write a poem about this paint drawing:


- Still life.

Life isn't still.

there are noises and movements afoot.

even at the height of stillness,

my blood crashes through my tubes;

like reckless teens on jumping beans.

There is friction in the air and invisible tension.

Radio waves and Phone calls

travel through my cells as I write: and as you read.

I will enjoy the quiet and take peace in the notion

that stillness is violent.

Life is a thrill.

George Bronk - What a Gronk

Well obviously we have a rapist in the world wide web, hes climbing in your windows and mac computers, rapping all your emails up and forwarding them onto your contact list . You have been warned - after checking the news this morning I stumbled upon this story with the heading Virtual Rape. George Bronk this guy is a another reminder that the internet is not safe and if you are sending naked photos of yourself to someone watch out cause he might get a hold of them and rape them. Bronk would stalk chicks profiles and discover the answer to their secret questions, Creep! Then once he had control of their email he would search for naked photos then post them on facebook and send them to their contact lists. When asked why he did this he said 'Because it's funny'. He is looking at 6 years for virtual rape, maybe karma will take its course while he is behind bars and I doubt it will be the virtual karma.Is 6 years a little too extreme for such a crime, do you think its funny? http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/virtual-rape-man-used-facebook-to-hack-womens-emails-send-naked-photos-of-them-to-entire-address-book-20110117-19st4.html

Gucci Mane or Gucci Insane?

Have you heard of the rapper Gucci Mane? Well you have now, and he can thank his brand new ice cream face tattoo for that. That shit won't melt. Possibly a publicity stunt or possibly a mental patient on the loose
However I reackon Gucci mane he has nothing on Wollongong's infamous 'Blueface' who you may have seen stomping around the streets. We have been trying to get in lock down for a recording session as we know he shreds on the mic spittina all kinds of obscenities how does a Blueface vs Gucci Mane battle royale sound???

Rolling Stone agrees http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/what-does-gucci-manes-ice-cream-cone-tattoo-mean-20110113

I heard someone say "He is so last week" the other day

'Midtown'; the opposite of hip. last week. chinced out. derrick as. crustin out like stale bread. nice try midtown.